31 things women should know about men

*1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.
*2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS aLOSER.
*3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimestoo.
*4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
*5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comesaround.
*6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason'swe're going out with you.
*7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scaresus.
*8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong,please dont go into detail.
*9. If you really liked us for us, you would let usthink that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
*10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
*11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It'sjust wrong............
*12. Don't make bets about us, because one of yourfriends will tell us, if you don't.
*13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
*14. We absolutely do not care about the BackstreetBoys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
*15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of thetime, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
*16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."
*17. You expect us to say and do sweet things foryou, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.
*18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to helpus make the plans sometimes.
*19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for.
* 20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean.
*21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
*22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
*23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.
*24. PMS is not an excuse.
*25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.
*26............ Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. Thatdoesn't turn us on.
*27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.
*29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart,stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
*30. We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway.
*31. And last but not least: Don't ask us what our favorite part of you is, we don't know what to say with out it being offensive.

NOTE: just being fair to other specie,,

toinx!!